
Please enjoy this Boxing Day gift from our Canadian correspondent and resident rap aficionado.
This here's a jam for all the buyas
Tryin' to scry what those vendors tell us
Get shot down 'cause we're so attentive
Try to be smart, and reps get inventive
O.K., Buy-O, go to a trade show
Reps are everywhere and givin' demo
Your pal walks by, you wish you could ask her
But you're tied to the seat like you was just captured
And more...